shampoo:

and conditioner are important beauty products that work together to give you clean and beautiful hair. follow tumblr user shampoo for more haircare tips


devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?


charleygayle:

This is one of my favorite post hahaha

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)


(Source: mykingdomforapen)


Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: wadeweilson)

If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

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