nayx:

i only type with my dick

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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allthetreesofthefield:

"I just don’t get why you’re saying it that way"

"Hwhy I’m saying hwhat hwhwat hway?"

"Forget it"

"I hwill. I hwill forget it"

(Source: lifewtso)


(Source: brunos-mars)

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