riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

(Source: frankenthot)

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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danbutt:

"would you suck a dick fo-" yes

bootyscientist:

"hey babe i bought you chipotle"

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deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

ominousbean:

I bet Zeus became a lot more open-minded after having Athena.

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